I < 3 my school.how "sensible" can they get?

ah...school rules.Can't live with them,can't live without them ( PUI ! ).Some rules should be obeyed ,but most, live it to break it.Not because we're bad students,it's because it doesn't make any sense.Sometimes i want to give the teacher a slap asking : DO YOU HAVE ANY FCKING IDEA AT ALL WHAT THE FCKING HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!?? *eh hem* *coughs*

First off, banning of coloured contact lenses.

But, non-coloured is allowed. WHYYY ??!! bcoz its against the skool rulz lor. WHYYYYY ??!! *it's one of the secrets of the universe that cannot be revealed.* Here's a theory.Our teachers have been watching too much anime.They somehow believe that wearing coloured contacts will make students inherit the kekegenkai of the Hyuuga and Uchiha clan,giving them special powers like Sharingan and Byakkugan.In turn,the students will use this 'powers' to make new jutsu like Tsukuyomi , Reikei , 8 Trigrams 64 Palms , Ameterasu , Kaiten and everything which will shift the balance of power so the students can destroy the school.I believe this.100%.really.DAMN HIGH possibility of happening.

HAIR.
Can't wax, can't gel, can't be long, can't dye, can't botak either.
This is pure stereotyping and sexism. What do they have against our hair? It's not like it violates national security or anything.For all you know, they're gonna control our armpit hair too.....

"angkat tangan check ketiak"
"bulu ketiak panjang.pigi tengok Guru Besar.Kasi Potong bagi you."

ew....

now imagine a yam hai face, yam hai smile and yam hai eyes cheking for you

ew-er....

then,imagine if you're a girl

*faints*

back to topic.Some say having styled hair is not neat.What has my neatness got to do with you? And who are you to judge im not neat? Like your ngong gui nerd hairstyle is neat la.Some say it will damage the school's reputation.For what? busy-bodying over other people's hair?If thats not the reason, then its the stereotyping.Just like blondes are sluts, Muslims are terrorists, all muscular black guys are ex-cons and all Texas citizens cant talk straight.You see, we get angry if we're stereotyped.It's not fair.But.thats what we're putting up with.Everyone thinks if you have a punky hairstyle, you're involved with bad things.Like smoking, illegal racing, vice, drug dealings and all that.You see, in the first class of our school we have 10 styled hair students.We do our homework, we're polite to teachers, we help old ladies cross the road and we volunteer at orphanages to do their laundry. Teachers want to supress our creativity.Styling your hair is an expression of yourself.In the form of styling hair.

*ignore the above.i'm being senseless*

i hate it when the teachers go like this...

"HA? U DIS KIND OF HAIR CAN GO IN FIRST CLASS?!"

Next, no short pants. I understand the imposing of this rule on girls,but still....COME ON ! FOR BOYS ?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?! i have a suspicion that our female teachers are pedos....looking at sexy young boys' lengs....ewww.Only hamsap people will say something that's not very hamsap and turn it into something that society looks down and frown upon.seriously.WHAT HAVE THE GOT AGAINST SHORTS ?! *too much simpsons. Bart : "eat my shorts !"*

Speaking of pants.I freaking dulan that we can't bring stationaries to school.But, don't we need pens and pencils to write and all?nope.the school wants us to be superhuman.we are trained so that just by thinking,words appear on paper.Back to the point.

can't bring metal ruler.
-ok.....my metal ruler got rampas by the pengawas.I just don't get it.so i asked him : WHYYYYY??! he said: because you can't bring this to school. me: WHYYYY???!!! him : *no answer*. see? our schools decide to rampas your stuff.For fun.They seem to enjoy it.And its senseless.Some will say , the metal ruler is sharp, can be used as weapon, bla blahh.....*claps**clap* WOW ! I DIDN"T THINK OF THAT ! IT'S SUUUUCCCHHH A GOOD UNDENIABLE REASON.

obviously,that guy haven't met me yet.I'm a freaking ninja ,man.WEAPONS? ok, might as well rampas my pens and pencils. Can poke people eye ma.don't forget my books.They're hard and thick, can be used to pok people's head off.some skill patricioners in the art of book-kung-fu can even use it to slap. Hey, take my pants too. it can strangle my enemies. And uh, tables and chairs, forks, plates, chalk,blackboard,thumbtacks even the innocent drinking straw.We're being treated like prisoners. Come on. We are orang yang bertamadun. CIVILIZED. our education systems however thinks of us as cavemen.

Can't sit at anjung

lets get this straight.we can't walk on the corridor during recess, nor the padang ,nor the anjungs nor the stairwells, nor bilik guru ,nor the remote places in school.(e.g. surau, generator, bilik kebal , weather station etc. ) or even our own class.okay, why not just stuff 1.5k people in the canteen.I don't know about you,but i can't think of anywhere else that we are allowed in school.It's a great excuse to ponteng :

"cikgu, skolah mana pun kawasan larangan.Lebih baik aku pigi cc.sama markah penalti je.skolah pun kawasan larangan, cc juga sama"

maybe they want to push us until we learn how to fly.