G.A.Y dangerousEP4 : Celeb Interview

G.A.Y Dangerous EP4 pt 1 –Bruise Willies, Clerk Can’t, Tonee Stuck, Peter Faber-Castell , Bruise Vain, Bruise Li, Britney Swords, Hugh Jassman , Daniel Craigkey, Berak Osama, Alan D. Generous, James Bonita

Yengzai got to interview some famous celebrities. *words in capital have a parody behind it, do try to spot it! All the celeb names are parodies themselves*

Celeb 1 - Bruise Willies

Yengzai : You survived from DYING HARDLY 3 times, PERFECT RANGERS and SURROGACY , no matter how bad the incident, how do you survive?

Bruise : Ah, all in a day’s work, chum. I survive by intimidating the thing thats gonna kill me. For example, before i jump out of a burning building and into the water, i swear at them.Yes, you heard me. ‘Burn me if you can, dimwit fire! you do, i’m gonna fcking murder you!’ ‘Dammit glass! If you cut me, i’ll make sure i’ll smash you SOOOO small , you’ll be making greenhouses for ants!’ ‘If you even try to drown me, i’ll get the whole Hollywood to shit in ya !’ However, the public thinks i’m immortal, after surviving DYING HARDLY 3 times, but what you all don’t know is, i have an injury that will change the way the worlds see me. But for me to reveal that to you, turn off that tape recorder.

*yengzai pretends to turn it off (sei kan chan)*

Yengzai : ok, Bruise. I see you as a legendary action hero, total badass and can beat anyone up who dares call you old. Whats the secret?

Bruise : I have a bruised willie

Yengzai : Ouchie. Whats a willie?

Bruise: you donwanna know

=.= ||

Celeb 2- Clerk Can’t

Yengzai : How does it feel to be the MAN OF LEAD, SUPERLAD ?

Clerk : I can‘t do it man, i just can’t. It’s too scary, the stunts and all, man.

Yengzai : Why? You’re an actor that kids look up to to save the world and crap !

Clerk : I look fat in tights. And come on, red underwear? Not cool man. Why can’t they give me an awesome underwear design, like rockets or Ben 10? That’s like the most awesome thing, man. Ugh, like don’t get me started on my powers man. Heat Vision? What do i do with it, cook instant noodles or something? Freezing Breath? Invulnerbility ? Super Speed? Supersonic Hearing? what do they think i am, a combo meal ? they mix up the best of other superheros and mash them up into SUPERLAD? Not cool man, not cool.

Yenzai : *thinks to himself* superman was never cool. maybe, 30 years ago? Poor, stupid Ah Qua.got conned into acting. SUPERLAD was meant more as an insult than a ‘cool’ thing. haizzz

Clerk : Whats that ? now i can read minds too? Dammit man, dammit ! Curse you STANLEY !

Celeb 3- Tonee Stuck

Yengzai : So you’re the famous brains behind Stuck Industries and the true identity of METAL MAN. Why is your name spelt as Tonee and not Tony?

Tonee : *Ah Qua style, flapping his hand like one too.* Like, Tony is soooo last year, you know? Tonee is all the rage now. Ah, everyone is soooo jealous of my name,im like soooo happy you know?

Yengzai : *going to vomit liao* Uh, what does Stuck Industries do anyways?

Tonee : *STILL Ah Qua* Ohhhhh. Everything here and there....you know, the works, the needs. ‘STUCK’ is the word. From everything from sticky notes to super glue, anything you want !

Yengzai : Thats lame.How you get to become a celebrity in the first place?

Tonee : *blushes and flap hands and bats eyebrows* Haiya, we produce some things for special people with special needs maaaa

Yengzai : Like?

Tonee : paiseh la. here so public, where can tell?

Yengzai : Sei Na Pek

Tonee : *slaps hand on laps and bats eyebrows furiously and pouts lips.he's like supah gay,man * i make g-strings for men

Yengzai : tahan vomit very long edi, cant hold back anymore. bllllleeeeccccckkkkkchchchchhh *ack*

What country names remind me of

China

Something your grandmother collects and will kill you if you break it

Germany

Its the start of a very bad joke. A GERManD technician..............

Turkey, Frankfurt and Hamburg

They stole the names of foods that don’t even originate there

India

Where Indiana is.right?

America

When Columbus founded the US, he asked his pet monkey what he should name it. so he asked it : what should i name this great land?

Unfortunately, Erica the monkey misunderstood him and introduced itself:

I am Erica

Ohio

If it we’re made into a T-shirt, the Os will be right at the boobs and it says ‘hi’ in the middle.

New York

With all the 1 <3>

Italy

Something Apple invented. Remember, Ipod, Ipad, Iphone, Itouch, Italy?