after tohsui made his famous faceplant on the reporters,urhm, parts...he went screaming back to the news center
**EVENING NEWS**
this just in on TDKBernama,there's a gay molester on the loose, even to the extent of groping one of our reporters.we advise the public to be careful of this predator. HE IS GAY AND DANGEROUS.his true identity is not yet known.we advise all citizens to be careful.
**Picture of Tohsui on one of his tohsui days and words saying GAY & DANGEROUS.BEWARE! **
yengzai and tohsui at tohsui's house.
Yengzai : wow, tohsui,looks like you have to change your name and disfigure your face by putting fireworks up your nose or something.how you see people like this?
Sozai : what is molester? y news got wan?
Yengzai : like your good korkor tohsui, good looking, nice , smart, kind, ma call molester lor.
Sozai : i wan be molester oso ! so i can be on the news and everyone look up to me !
Tohsui : ....not funny guys.
** SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE **
{guest star,dylan XD!}
because this suspect has been labeled as one of the most bold gay person in Malaysian recorded history, our network had paid HEAVILY, namely 20 hi-def limited edition porn tapes to hire a *specialist* to deal with the matter.he is with us now.
Dylan : I'm Dylan.they call me a superhero.You know why?i rid the world of gays.they're just so gay they make me sick.i have special ways of dealing with
them,and they wont like it.
Tohsui : ahhhh wonder what hes gonna do to me !
Yengzai : cut off you **** cuz u dont deserve one,or drown you in a pot of gay blood,or throw you in a gay jail with other gay people, or worst.Force you to watch gay TV shows llike teletubbies
Tohsui : *girly scream*
Yengzai :or force you to watch gay ****
Tohsui : *faints* im to manly to freaking watch this kind of things !
Yengzai :who call you.**** people's **** in public
Tohsui : it was an accident !
Yengzai : yeah. accident of horniness
Tohsui : I'm not gay !
Yengzai: yes, you are
Tohsui: no, im not
Yengzai: yes, you are
Tohsui: no, im not
Yengzai: yes, you are
Tohsui: no, im not
Yengzai: yes, you are
Tohsui: no, im not
Yengzai: yes, you are
Tohsui: no, im not
Yengzai : it's your problem.settle it.yourself.
Tohsui: what kind of frens are u people !
suddenly DYLAN GAYHUNTER stroms in the room.
Dylan : WHERE"S THE GAY ??! I'LL FU**ING RIP HIS ARSE OFF !
Everyone points at Tohsui
Tohui hugs his arse and cries.
Dylan : CRYING MAKES YOU GAYER ! I"LL F**KING RIP YOUR EYEBROWS OFF ! ONE BY ONE !
Tohsui : why can't i just shav it off?
Dylan : SHAVING IS GAY ! PLUCKING IS MANLY ! *ROAR !*
Tohsui :i didn't do it ! it was an accident ! i fell on his **** cuz got stone !
Dylan : why didn't you say so?
*dylan leaves*
everyone : ZHADAO
nooooottt funnnyyyy
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