oooo tv3 reporters are interviewing students after school.naturally, glory hog yengzai was the first one to be interviewed.
Q: what are you views if caning is reintroduced into secondary school?
A: school cane me, my mother cane me, prison cane my father....caning?! good la.training from young ma
Q: which city do you think Malaysia should host the commonwealth games in?
A : city? i don't know any city.i only know City Norhaliza, Honda City, denCity and univerCity. commonwealth? mat7 lei geh?
Q: what are your views on global warming?
A: warming? SOOO lan7 hot u say WARMING ?! no global warming,only global hotting.yes,global hotting very hot.I'm sweating.wan to die edi.
Q: what problems do you have with the current education system?
A: problem ah.the only problem wif the education system is the education system lor.no system,no problem. 9 dim.
Q: do you think proper education is the way to success?
A: who need education wor.xian zai she me shi dai still education.you think like last time meh.our technology is so advanced now.You dunno got something called magnum de meh?its risk free and easy to win money.education is for people that gen bu shang the trends only need education.pro people,buy pao beh.
Q: do you think gangsterism is a major problem?
A: gangster?oh,you mean brothers is it.If having yeng yeng fren is a problem,the prime minister brain oso got problem.u dunno what means the more the merrier meh? go out must bring big big gang wan.then oni can happy yi xia ma.small small gang,like chicken thief only,even to retards oso suspicious la.
Q: how about vandalism?
A: when man invented pen,it is to record our thoughts.now ah,we got highliter ah,marker ah,liquid paper ah,ham blang hi-tech things.of cos,when we write down our thoughts,we want people to feel our pain and happiness mah.so conteng inside toilet, its like BLOGGING ! no difference wan.you want people to know what our thoughts ma.
Q: we don't see great works of literature in vandals.
A: haiya, u noe onot,the shorter it is,the more meaning it has!so toilet there say fuck la,it actually means Free Underwear Call Kenny. see? sometimes got picture also.only hamsap people will interpret the picture as explict and indecent.its actually great art u know ? chin cai 1 oso better than mona lisa.our country oso got alot da vinci.but our citizen too poor,no money buy canvas,conteng on wall lor.
Q:your views and opinions have been of great depth.
A: are you insulting me?
then....
tohsui saw yengzai.
Tohsui : HEY ! YENGGGG ZAIII !
yengzai : OI TOHSUI ! DONT COME HERE AH ! U KNOW U TOHSUI WAN AH ! MOUUU AHH!
*tohsui continues waving cuz he didnt hear anything*
then....
he slipped on a stone and planted his face um,lets say, below the belt of a male reporter,IN FRONT.
Reporter : nyaaaiiiirrrghh ! *girly scream*
Yengzai : tohsui u ***** ! look wht you've DONE ! going around public planting your face in people's ***** !!
tohsui : mmmph ~!
To BE CONTINUED :::::
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