Friday, April 9, 2010

What country names remind me of

China

Something your grandmother collects and will kill you if you break it

Germany

Its the start of a very bad joke. A GERManD technician..............

Turkey, Frankfurt and Hamburg

They stole the names of foods that don’t even originate there

India

Where Indiana is.right?

America

When Columbus founded the US, he asked his pet monkey what he should name it. so he asked it : what should i name this great land?

Unfortunately, Erica the monkey misunderstood him and introduced itself:

I am Erica

Ohio

If it we’re made into a T-shirt, the Os will be right at the boobs and it says ‘hi’ in the middle.

New York

With all the 1 <3>

Italy

Something Apple invented. Remember, Ipod, Ipad, Iphone, Itouch, Italy?

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