first episode of g.a.y dangerous.sometimes guest characters will be introduced.here are the main stars/
tohsui
nice fellow.just very unlucky
yengzai
cool,popular and mean.kinda like house m.d. has no manners or
morals.if youre fat and ugly and dont know that yet,when u come within 10m of him,you will.
"fucking fugly girl !right there!"
sozai
very stupid.but belives being bu ci xia wen can make him smart.
sozai is reaching that age that boys turn into men.
tohsui: sozai ah sozai.this is the time when hair will grow on you in places that should not have hair.
sozai:you mean like michael jackson in thriller?
tohsui:no.you will also have scary changes in your body
sozai:you mean like michael jackson in thriller?
tohsui: .... you will oso start to notice girls.
sozai:i know! i know ! its somthing like wearing glasses rite?so can c them clearly.
tohsui : speachless
Saturday, January 30, 2010
马来西亚。。我的国家。。。my country..MALAIXIA...
马来西亚。。。Malaysia...my country...since singapore away fr us..haha... we uses de name malaysia... 马来西亚。。XD
马来西亚。。in chinese readin is malaixiya...in hokkien is malai( means malay) si ya!!!(means mati)...
COOL NAME RITE?? I wonder which genius created dis wonderful name...
~i luv my country~
马来西亚。。in chinese readin is malaixiya...in hokkien is malai( means malay) si ya!!!(means mati)...
COOL NAME RITE?? I wonder which genius created dis wonderful name...
~i luv my country~
Friday, January 29, 2010
Why men are happier people?
NICKNAMES:
- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
- If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT:
- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY:
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS:
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
- The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
- Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Now you know.......
-from laikepo
~AbYsSkNiGhTs
- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
- If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT:
- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY:
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS:
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
- The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
- Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Now you know.......
-from laikepo
~AbYsSkNiGhTs
Monday, January 25, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
terms and conditions.ah.the fineprint
this is a comedy blog right?there"ll be a joke about t and c soon.but this is the real thing.
1.by reading this blog and all related posts,blogs,groups and works you are relieved of all rights to sue,detain,arrest,fine or any other punishment or whatsoever
2.all works are fictional and thought up.reader discretion advised.any emotion in the making\caused by my posts are purely unintentional.sensitive readers are advised to avoid this blog.hatred ,vengeance and other negative emotions portrayed by the writers are imaginary and made up.no real anger involved.
3. works may contain offensive material that should be discredited.
4.all works are fictional.subjects mentioned are thought up and imaginary.any relations with any person living or dead is purely coincidential.
5.i respect all teachers.its not an easy job.
6.non of our works can be trusted.(except this)and we may be lying
7.writers not liable to any punishment at all.read the blog at your own risk.you can always choose not to.
1.by reading this blog and all related posts,blogs,groups and works you are relieved of all rights to sue,detain,arrest,fine or any other punishment or whatsoever
2.all works are fictional and thought up.reader discretion advised.any emotion in the making\caused by my posts are purely unintentional.sensitive readers are advised to avoid this blog.hatred ,vengeance and other negative emotions portrayed by the writers are imaginary and made up.no real anger involved.
3. works may contain offensive material that should be discredited.
4.all works are fictional.subjects mentioned are thought up and imaginary.any relations with any person living or dead is purely coincidential.
5.i respect all teachers.its not an easy job.
6.non of our works can be trusted.(except this)and we may be lying
7.writers not liable to any punishment at all.read the blog at your own risk.you can always choose not to.
Friday, January 22, 2010
NIAMAH ! i tell u ah....(extended)
teachers.why do they send these underqualified numbnuts to teach us students?sooo hard to find an excellent teacher these days.heck, hard to even find a teacher that can even make a proper english sentence.if you can't speak good english,my confidence for you plummets.here are some examples why some teachers,really, so F***ed UP STUPID !
teaching physics.greaaatt.we can't hear you dumbshit. 1: you're mumbling crap in broken english and you talk like this : 2.the.power.of.8.it.not....you cant pronounce 's',you end EVERY WORD with a fullstop, you're spitting saliva everywhere,your tenses are wrong.
for example.
'class.are.you.understand.?'
no,dumbass. my name's not understand. i'm dave beckham
'if.you.are.nutt.understand.plis.see.me.in.my.offitsce.'
no prob, teach. just one small problem tho.your office wil be a little crowded.you see,i think there are 6.6 billion people that are not understand.
hmmm.math formula.simple power base changing.wow.made a mistake.small one.like using the wrong formula on the wrong question.we all do that,dont we?her great reply (obviously an attempt to save whatever dignity she has left)was:
i .want. to. see. if.you.can.spot.my.mistake.
yea rite.like we believe that.maybe we would if you weren"t smiling sheepishly and have that funy look on your face saying "HUH???!!y salah?"
spelling errors.dont get me started.the teacher scribles "the important of blabla...." on the board.
no lah.i"m very sure its not "important".its "import" oni larh.
thx to our outstanding classmates.the teacher eventually noticed her mistake and agreeds that it should be "importance"instead.
we all noticed what an avid learner she is when she promtly corrected it to "importants"
my fav.suku kata reading.
kelas.ta.ke.ouwt.yeor.sai.tekbuk
like i said before.the s sound is lost somewhere in the crooked teeth.maybe some weird echolation and audio dynamics makes the s sound inaudible to humans?
ok lah cikgu.bring out my sai textbook lor.u want the textbook i made myself with a major stomachache last night,the one teaching shit,or the one thats ABOUT shit?
AXiS
teaching physics.greaaatt.we can't hear you dumbshit. 1: you're mumbling crap in broken english and you talk like this : 2.the.power.of.8.it.not....you cant pronounce 's',you end EVERY WORD with a fullstop, you're spitting saliva everywhere,your tenses are wrong.
for example.
'class.are.you.understand.?'
no,dumbass. my name's not understand. i'm dave beckham
'if.you.are.nutt.understand.plis.see.me.in.my.offitsce.'
no prob, teach. just one small problem tho.your office wil be a little crowded.you see,i think there are 6.6 billion people that are not understand.
hmmm.math formula.simple power base changing.wow.made a mistake.small one.like using the wrong formula on the wrong question.we all do that,dont we?her great reply (obviously an attempt to save whatever dignity she has left)was:
i .want. to. see. if.you.can.spot.my.mistake.
yea rite.like we believe that.maybe we would if you weren"t smiling sheepishly and have that funy look on your face saying "HUH???!!y salah?"
spelling errors.dont get me started.the teacher scribles "the important of blabla...." on the board.
no lah.i"m very sure its not "important".its "import" oni larh.
thx to our outstanding classmates.the teacher eventually noticed her mistake and agreeds that it should be "importance"instead.
we all noticed what an avid learner she is when she promtly corrected it to "importants"
my fav.suku kata reading.
kelas.ta.ke.ouwt.yeor.sai.tekbuk
like i said before.the s sound is lost somewhere in the crooked teeth.maybe some weird echolation and audio dynamics makes the s sound inaudible to humans?
ok lah cikgu.bring out my sai textbook lor.u want the textbook i made myself with a major stomachache last night,the one teaching shit,or the one thats ABOUT shit?
AXiS
Monday, January 18, 2010
Awkward Moments
do you know those times you feel RELI RELI arkward?don't no what to do?can't voice out your opinion?afraid to be judged? here are some examples and how to solve them
1:walking behind a couple
-this really makes you go o0o.the walk RELI RELI slow,and you can't cut past them.Worst, you gotta pee. you're in a hurry.It's rude to say 'fuck off !',and when you're on the stairs, you're always at butt-level.you cant get too close,and..you cant get too far.you're in a hurry ,remember? your mind wanders and you start comparing their butts.ewww.YOUR FACE IS AT THEIR BUTT LEVEL.what if one of them had beans?
solution?grab the hand of the person beside you and shove it against the girl's ass.it'll giv you enough distraction to walk past them to freedom.
2:bad timing for a dirty joke
-ok,you see your friends in the distance.you hear what seems to be dirty words and they're laughing.youjump in the conversation and add a few dirty bombshell jokes yourself.........then you notice it's weird the way they're looking at you.opps, apparently,they'e weren't even telling a dirty joke in the first place.grats.you taught a bunch of nerds 200 bad words in various languages.(you know 1000)
solution?huh.i thought teaching nerds bad stuff is a good thing?
3: pic stealing/Falking
-ah,which guy don't like to kau lui?to get that gaming 'edge'( FREE ITEMS FROM STUPID GUYS ) in maple,you decide to stalk around in facebook(or,a word i invented, falking) searching for a HOT,HOT girl's pic to use to con/scam.whats awkward is, the picture of the girl you took is using that exact same picture and playing the exact same game and you're exposed as a gay, fag, sissy, pussy, girly boy,pedo, herma,bi...whatever bad sexism insults.
solution?quit maple and be friends with bookworms that say,玩电脑啊，害死你呀.
AXis
1:walking behind a couple
-this really makes you go o0o.the walk RELI RELI slow,and you can't cut past them.Worst, you gotta pee. you're in a hurry.It's rude to say 'fuck off !',and when you're on the stairs, you're always at butt-level.you cant get too close,and..you cant get too far.you're in a hurry ,remember? your mind wanders and you start comparing their butts.ewww.YOUR FACE IS AT THEIR BUTT LEVEL.what if one of them had beans?
solution?grab the hand of the person beside you and shove it against the girl's ass.it'll giv you enough distraction to walk past them to freedom.
2:bad timing for a dirty joke
-ok,you see your friends in the distance.you hear what seems to be dirty words and they're laughing.youjump in the conversation and add a few dirty bombshell jokes yourself.........then you notice it's weird the way they're looking at you.opps, apparently,they'e weren't even telling a dirty joke in the first place.grats.you taught a bunch of nerds 200 bad words in various languages.(you know 1000)
solution?huh.i thought teaching nerds bad stuff is a good thing?
3: pic stealing/Falking
-ah,which guy don't like to kau lui?to get that gaming 'edge'( FREE ITEMS FROM STUPID GUYS ) in maple,you decide to stalk around in facebook(or,a word i invented, falking) searching for a HOT,HOT girl's pic to use to con/scam.whats awkward is, the picture of the girl you took is using that exact same picture and playing the exact same game and you're exposed as a gay, fag, sissy, pussy, girly boy,pedo, herma,bi...whatever bad sexism insults.
solution?quit maple and be friends with bookworms that say,玩电脑啊，害死你呀.
AXis
Sunday, January 17, 2010
only in malaysia
What do foreign investors face when they come to Malaysia? How do they overcome the government bureaucracy and the many rules imposed on foreign investors? Imagine this typical scene in a government department when a movie producer tries to get approval to shoot a documentary in Malaysia.
" a conversation between a foreigner and a Malaysian officer"
Excuse me, but I’m wondering if you could help me.
Tengok itu. (The officer points to a sign on the wall that says: GUNAKAN BAHASA MALAYSIA).
I’m sorry. I don’t understand.
Mesti guna Bahasa Malaysia.
I’m sorry, but I’m an American. I don’t understand the local language.
Must use Bahasa Malaysia. Not American language. I cannot speak American.
But we don’t have an American language. We speak English.
Oh. Why don’t you get your Bumiputera partner to come if you cannot speak Bahasa Malaysia?
I don’t have a Bumiputera partner.
How can? All foreign companies that do business in Malaysia must have Bumiputera partner.
But we are not doing business in Malaysia. We do business in America. I am here to find out how to get a permit to shoot a documentary in Malaysia. We are a movie company.
Oh. You want to make a movie in Malaysia. Very good. Malaysia has plenty of history and culture. Good place to make a movie. You must show the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in your movie.
No, it is not that kind of documentary. We are making a documentary about the murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu.
Aiyah! Cannot mention that name. That name banned.
Banned?
Yes. Government ban anyone mentioning the name Altantuya.
Oh. Then how do we address that?
I don’t know her address. Maybe you ask the Mongolian Embassy.
No, I don’t mean her address. How do we solve the problem of her name?
Altantuya Shaariibuu can’t be used. But you can use Aminah Abdullah. That name not banned by government.
Okay then. I want to make a documentary about the brutal murder of Aminah Abdullah.
That one okay. Government can approve. But you must also show the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in your movie.
But those have nothing to do with the documentary. The documentary is about the murder of Altan..
Ah, ah, ah.
Sorry, I mean Aminah Abdullah.
Why you can’t also show the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in your movie?
Okay, maybe I can show some clips of the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in the documentary.
Good. But must show the Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur okay? Cannot show in Melaka like that Sean Connery movie, Entrapment. Our PM was very angry. He said the foreigners distort the truth.
Okay. The Twin Towers will be shown in KL.
And also the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region.
Okay, I will also show the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in KL.
No, the Penang Bridge is in Penang and the Iskandar Development Region is in Johor.
Okay, I will take note of that.
And what about the songs?
Songs?
Yes, must show some local songs.
But this is a documentary about the murder of Al.
Ah, ah, ah.
Aminah Abdullah.
But can still show some local songs even if the story is about a murder. You must show Siti Nurhaliza singing. At least two songs.
Okay, we shall show City what’s her name.
Siti Nurhaliza.
City Nurlaziha singing
Nurhaliza.
Nurhaliza singing two songs.
Good, good. And what about Umno history?
Umno history?
Yes, must show Umno history and how Umno fought for Merdeka from the British.
But what’s that got to do with the murder?
You must show Umno history and how Umno fought for Merdeka. If not government can’t approve.
Okay, I shall show the Umno history and how Umno fought for. fought for.
Merdeka.
Merdeka from the British.
Good. And don’t forget to also include the new PM’s speech.
New PM’s speech?
Yes, Najib Tun Razak.
What has his speech got to do with the movie?
Must show. Must show new PM declare he never met that Mongolian woman.
You mean Aminah Abdullah?
No, PM just said he never met that Mongolian woman. He never mention any name. Must show that speech in the movie.
Okay, we will show that as well.. Do I take it if I agree to all those terms I can get permission from the Malaysian government to shoot the documentary in Malaysia?
You got Bumiputera partner?
No.
Must have Bumiputera partner. See list here. You must choose one Bumiputera partner from this list.
Okay, I will choose a Bumiputera partner from this list.
And must give 70% contract to local Bumiputera companies.
I don’t understand. What contracts?
70% of your work must be done by Bumiputera companies.
But we don’t need local participation. We shall be bringing our entire crew from the States.
But make sure not from Pakatan states. That one government can’t approve.
Pakatan states?
Yes. Penang, Selangor, Kedah and Kelantan.
No, I mean our entire crew will be brought in from the United States of America.
Cannot. Must have 70% local. Only 30% from America.
Okay, I will try to squeeze that requirement in.
And which state you want Datuk?
Excuse me. I don’t get that.
You make movie about Malaysia you can get Datuk.. Which state you want? Can choose.
Oh, I don’t think I’m interested in Datuk, whatever that is.
Aiyah, people pay RM250,000 for Datuk. Why you don’t want? You make movie on Malaysia can get Datuk free. No need pay RM250,000.
Okay, throw in the Datuk for free then.
Okay, we will arrange Melaka Datuk for you. Where you shoot the movie?
In Selangor.
Aiyah, Selangor cannot. That is Pakatan state. Choose another state.
But the murder happened in Selangor so we need to shoot the documentary where the murder happened.
Selangor cannot. If Pakatan state, government cannot approve. You shoot in Melaka. Melaka very historical.
Okay, okay, we’ll go along with what you want. Is there anything else I need to know?
When you launch movie the First Lady must be invited.
The Queen?
No, not Queen. Rosmah Mansor.
Will she come to the premier?
Of course. If Shahrukh Khan go, she will go.
But Shahrukh Khan is not in the documentary.
Why not? He is very popular in Malaysia and First Lady like him. He also got Melaka Datuk like you. Must show him in movie.
Look, can I come back to you on that? We shall have to decide whether we still want to shoot this documentary in Malaysia.
No problem. When you already decide you come again to see me. We welcome all movie companies to Malaysia and will extend our cooperation and help you. Foreigners always welcome in Malaysia.
LOL............
-from laikepo
~AbYsSkNiGhTs
" a conversation between a foreigner and a Malaysian officer"
Excuse me, but I’m wondering if you could help me.
Tengok itu. (The officer points to a sign on the wall that says: GUNAKAN BAHASA MALAYSIA).
I’m sorry. I don’t understand.
Mesti guna Bahasa Malaysia.
I’m sorry, but I’m an American. I don’t understand the local language.
Must use Bahasa Malaysia. Not American language. I cannot speak American.
But we don’t have an American language. We speak English.
Oh. Why don’t you get your Bumiputera partner to come if you cannot speak Bahasa Malaysia?
I don’t have a Bumiputera partner.
How can? All foreign companies that do business in Malaysia must have Bumiputera partner.
But we are not doing business in Malaysia. We do business in America. I am here to find out how to get a permit to shoot a documentary in Malaysia. We are a movie company.
Oh. You want to make a movie in Malaysia. Very good. Malaysia has plenty of history and culture. Good place to make a movie. You must show the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in your movie.
No, it is not that kind of documentary. We are making a documentary about the murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu.
Aiyah! Cannot mention that name. That name banned.
Banned?
Yes. Government ban anyone mentioning the name Altantuya.
Oh. Then how do we address that?
I don’t know her address. Maybe you ask the Mongolian Embassy.
No, I don’t mean her address. How do we solve the problem of her name?
Altantuya Shaariibuu can’t be used. But you can use Aminah Abdullah. That name not banned by government.
Okay then. I want to make a documentary about the brutal murder of Aminah Abdullah.
That one okay. Government can approve. But you must also show the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in your movie.
But those have nothing to do with the documentary. The documentary is about the murder of Altan..
Ah, ah, ah.
Sorry, I mean Aminah Abdullah.
Why you can’t also show the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in your movie?
Okay, maybe I can show some clips of the Twin Towers and the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in the documentary.
Good. But must show the Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur okay? Cannot show in Melaka like that Sean Connery movie, Entrapment. Our PM was very angry. He said the foreigners distort the truth.
Okay. The Twin Towers will be shown in KL.
And also the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region.
Okay, I will also show the Penang Bridge and the Iskandar Development Region in KL.
No, the Penang Bridge is in Penang and the Iskandar Development Region is in Johor.
Okay, I will take note of that.
And what about the songs?
Songs?
Yes, must show some local songs.
But this is a documentary about the murder of Al.
Ah, ah, ah.
Aminah Abdullah.
But can still show some local songs even if the story is about a murder. You must show Siti Nurhaliza singing. At least two songs.
Okay, we shall show City what’s her name.
Siti Nurhaliza.
City Nurlaziha singing
Nurhaliza.
Nurhaliza singing two songs.
Good, good. And what about Umno history?
Umno history?
Yes, must show Umno history and how Umno fought for Merdeka from the British.
But what’s that got to do with the murder?
You must show Umno history and how Umno fought for Merdeka. If not government can’t approve.
Okay, I shall show the Umno history and how Umno fought for. fought for.
Merdeka.
Merdeka from the British.
Good. And don’t forget to also include the new PM’s speech.
New PM’s speech?
Yes, Najib Tun Razak.
What has his speech got to do with the movie?
Must show. Must show new PM declare he never met that Mongolian woman.
You mean Aminah Abdullah?
No, PM just said he never met that Mongolian woman. He never mention any name. Must show that speech in the movie.
Okay, we will show that as well.. Do I take it if I agree to all those terms I can get permission from the Malaysian government to shoot the documentary in Malaysia?
You got Bumiputera partner?
No.
Must have Bumiputera partner. See list here. You must choose one Bumiputera partner from this list.
Okay, I will choose a Bumiputera partner from this list.
And must give 70% contract to local Bumiputera companies.
I don’t understand. What contracts?
70% of your work must be done by Bumiputera companies.
But we don’t need local participation. We shall be bringing our entire crew from the States.
But make sure not from Pakatan states. That one government can’t approve.
Pakatan states?
Yes. Penang, Selangor, Kedah and Kelantan.
No, I mean our entire crew will be brought in from the United States of America.
Cannot. Must have 70% local. Only 30% from America.
Okay, I will try to squeeze that requirement in.
And which state you want Datuk?
Excuse me. I don’t get that.
You make movie about Malaysia you can get Datuk.. Which state you want? Can choose.
Oh, I don’t think I’m interested in Datuk, whatever that is.
Aiyah, people pay RM250,000 for Datuk. Why you don’t want? You make movie on Malaysia can get Datuk free. No need pay RM250,000.
Okay, throw in the Datuk for free then.
Okay, we will arrange Melaka Datuk for you. Where you shoot the movie?
In Selangor.
Aiyah, Selangor cannot. That is Pakatan state. Choose another state.
But the murder happened in Selangor so we need to shoot the documentary where the murder happened.
Selangor cannot. If Pakatan state, government cannot approve. You shoot in Melaka. Melaka very historical.
Okay, okay, we’ll go along with what you want. Is there anything else I need to know?
When you launch movie the First Lady must be invited.
The Queen?
No, not Queen. Rosmah Mansor.
Will she come to the premier?
Of course. If Shahrukh Khan go, she will go.
But Shahrukh Khan is not in the documentary.
Why not? He is very popular in Malaysia and First Lady like him. He also got Melaka Datuk like you. Must show him in movie.
Look, can I come back to you on that? We shall have to decide whether we still want to shoot this documentary in Malaysia.
No problem. When you already decide you come again to see me. We welcome all movie companies to Malaysia and will extend our cooperation and help you. Foreigners always welcome in Malaysia.
LOL............
-from laikepo
~AbYsSkNiGhTs
Saturday, January 16, 2010
why teachers can't seem to punish me.
In life,there are many lessons to be learnt.however, there are only 2 that is really useful.the secret to a successful life is through the 2 holy grails of prosperity : Kissass and bullshit
these 2 'skills' are so flexible, it can be applied anywhere !
for example, getting out of punishment.
HM : why u didn't tuck in your shirt ?!
yengzai : nan bu huai,nu bu ai....its just one of the many stupid things i do for you....
hm: why your hair so spiky!
yengzai : ill do anything just for you to glace my way a second time
hm :why didnt you cut your finger nails?
yengzai : if i did, i wouldnt be here enjoying your voice,your grace,your scent....
hm : why are you so noisy? can"t keep quiet for 5 mins?
yengzai :five minutes without the sweetness of your name on my lips is enough to kill me.
hm : do you know smoking underage is against the law?
yengzai : no, not if its secondhand smoke from sizzling hot you
hm : falling asleep in class?tsk tsk
yengzai : i didnt sleep last night.if i did, i would dream of you again
hm : why your hair so long?
yengzai : i wanted it to be as silky and enchating as yours {gay}
see my point?
~AXIS
these 2 'skills' are so flexible, it can be applied anywhere !
for example, getting out of punishment.
HM : why u didn't tuck in your shirt ?!
yengzai : nan bu huai,nu bu ai....its just one of the many stupid things i do for you....
hm: why your hair so spiky!
yengzai : ill do anything just for you to glace my way a second time
hm :why didnt you cut your finger nails?
yengzai : if i did, i wouldnt be here enjoying your voice,your grace,your scent....
hm : why are you so noisy? can"t keep quiet for 5 mins?
yengzai :five minutes without the sweetness of your name on my lips is enough to kill me.
hm : do you know smoking underage is against the law?
yengzai : no, not if its secondhand smoke from sizzling hot you
hm : falling asleep in class?tsk tsk
yengzai : i didnt sleep last night.if i did, i would dream of you again
hm : why your hair so long?
yengzai : i wanted it to be as silky and enchating as yours {gay}
see my point?
~AXIS
Thursday, January 14, 2010
why our education system sux
Obviously.Our education system has its loopholes.few have the courage to exploit them. here's why.
xxxlou got caught with long hair by the HM and is heading to bilik disiplin
HM : do you know what you did wrong?
xxxlou:wa mana zai.wa beh hiao tia lu kong eh sai hua
HM : you cant speak english? you stupid or deaf ?
xxxlou : 自摸，独独两分，哩鼓哩鼓板分，将眼，白板，六肃。。。
HM : your mother didn't teach you about respect?! how can you be so rude ! ingkar arahan guru is punishable！you better respect me and don't talk back if you dont want to kena buang sekolah !
xxxlou :wa.i lion ah,hex oni finger a noob he str8 die.no need impale oso.noob dao...then hor, lycan on ulti and bs come ulti me oso wor,i ma kena diao lor.gua7 edi lor.then lycan out radiance.gg ! my team all noob.void feed nia.whole game oni thread.
HM :you leave me no choice.give me your parents' number
xxxlou : lei yew ngo hou ma? da bei ngo lou mou meh ! lei fei dou chi jek gai gam wor, but yuit wan dit si gan hoi gam fei la ! yat yat da da da, da lei lou mei meh !!
HM : you leave me no choice
xxxlou : answering POLITELY in a different language is not against the school rules.
leng..........
-AXIS
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