In life,there are many lessons to be learnt.however, there are only 2 that is really useful.the secret to a successful life is through the 2 holy grails of prosperity : Kissass and bullshit
these 2 'skills' are so flexible, it can be applied anywhere !
for example, getting out of punishment.
HM : why u didn't tuck in your shirt ?!
yengzai : nan bu huai,nu bu ai....its just one of the many stupid things i do for you....
hm: why your hair so spiky!
yengzai : ill do anything just for you to glace my way a second time
hm :why didnt you cut your finger nails?
yengzai : if i did, i wouldnt be here enjoying your voice,your grace,your scent....
hm : why are you so noisy? can"t keep quiet for 5 mins?
yengzai :five minutes without the sweetness of your name on my lips is enough to kill me.
hm : do you know smoking underage is against the law?
yengzai : no, not if its secondhand smoke from sizzling hot you
hm : falling asleep in class?tsk tsk
yengzai : i didnt sleep last night.if i did, i would dream of you again
hm : why your hair so long?
yengzai : i wanted it to be as silky and enchating as yours {gay}
see my point?
~AXIS
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