Awkward Moments

do you know those times you feel RELI RELI arkward?don't no what to do?can't voice out your opinion?afraid to be judged? here are some examples and how to solve them

1:walking behind a couple
-this really makes you go o0o.the walk RELI RELI slow,and you can't cut past them.Worst, you gotta pee. you're in a hurry.It's rude to say 'fuck off !',and when you're on the stairs, you're always at butt-level.you cant get too close,and..you cant get too far.you're in a hurry ,remember? your mind wanders and you start comparing their butts.ewww.YOUR FACE IS AT THEIR BUTT LEVEL.what if one of them had beans?

solution?grab the hand of the person beside you and shove it against the girl's ass.it'll giv you enough distraction to walk past them to freedom.

2:bad timing for a dirty joke
-ok,you see your friends in the distance.you hear what seems to be dirty words and they're laughing.youjump in the conversation and add a few dirty bombshell jokes yourself.........then you notice it's weird the way they're looking at you.opps, apparently,they'e weren't even telling a dirty joke in the first place.grats.you taught a bunch of nerds 200 bad words in various languages.(you know 1000)

solution?huh.i thought teaching nerds bad stuff is a good thing?

3: pic stealing/Falking
-ah,which guy don't like to kau lui?to get that gaming 'edge'( FREE ITEMS FROM STUPID GUYS ) in maple,you decide to stalk around in facebook(or,a word i invented, falking) searching for a HOT,HOT girl's pic to use to con/scam.whats awkward is, the picture of the girl you took is using that exact same picture and playing the exact same game and you're exposed as a gay, fag, sissy, pussy, girly boy,pedo, herma,bi...whatever bad sexism insults.

solution?quit maple and be friends with bookworms that say,玩电脑啊，害死你呀.

AXis