NIAMAH ! i tell u ah....(extended)

teachers.why do they send these underqualified numbnuts to teach us students?sooo hard to find an excellent teacher these days.heck, hard to even find a teacher that can even make a proper english sentence.if you can't speak good english,my confidence for you plummets.here are some examples why some teachers,really, so F***ed UP STUPID !

teaching physics.greaaatt.we can't hear you dumbshit. 1: you're mumbling crap in broken english and you talk like this : 2.the.power.of.8.it.not....you cant pronounce 's',you end EVERY WORD with a fullstop, you're spitting saliva everywhere,your tenses are wrong.

for example.

'class.are.you.understand.?'

no,dumbass. my name's not understand. i'm dave beckham

'if.you.are.nutt.understand.plis.see.me.in.my.offitsce.'

no prob, teach. just one small problem tho.your office wil be a little crowded.you see,i think there are 6.6 billion people that are not understand.

hmmm.math formula.simple power base changing.wow.made a mistake.small one.like using the wrong formula on the wrong question.we all do that,dont we?her great reply (obviously an attempt to save whatever dignity she has left)was:

i .want. to. see. if.you.can.spot.my.mistake.

yea rite.like we believe that.maybe we would if you weren"t smiling sheepishly and have that funy look on your face saying "HUH???!!y salah?"

spelling errors.dont get me started.the teacher scribles "the important of blabla...." on the board.

no lah.i"m very sure its not "important".its "import" oni larh.

thx to our outstanding classmates.the teacher eventually noticed her mistake and agreeds that it should be "importance"instead.

we all noticed what an avid learner she is when she promtly corrected it to "importants"

my fav.suku kata reading.

kelas.ta.ke.ouwt.yeor.sai.tekbuk

like i said before.the s sound is lost somewhere in the crooked teeth.maybe some weird echolation and audio dynamics makes the s sound inaudible to humans?

ok lah cikgu.bring out my sai textbook lor.u want the textbook i made myself with a major stomachache last night,the one teaching shit,or the one thats ABOUT shit?

AXiS